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Spurned!

Wed Nov 1, 2006, 4:09 AM
I think "Spurned" is the best word for it. This girl I was with just dumped me in the blink of an eye for some jackass named Brad who she met at the bar on Saturday. This was tuesday she told me. Sunday she came over and humped my brains out. She vehemently denies having any sexual relations with that "Brad" I'm curious how she's so certain that he's better for her after only 3 days. Apparently a "friend" of hers gave Brad her number. I guess she didn't get the memo that said she was kind of already IN a relationship.

So I'm stuck trying to choose between 3 different people to be pissed off at. Brad is a natural choice, because... well, he's named Brad, and that's reason enough, even if he didn't bang my girlfriend. Then there's the match-maker friend, who's obviously not a close enough friend to know that her home-girl is already seeing someone and gives out her digits to anyone with a big bulge in their pants who comes asking. But of course, in the end, it all comes down this girl who I'm too pissed off at to even name (She-Whose-Name-Must-Never-Be-Spoken), who dumped me without a second thought. And she tries to tell me she's sorry, and she hopes I don't hate her for this, but SHE DOESN'T REALLY GIVE ME A LOT OF CHOICE IN THE MATTER! She's trying to play all innocent, like it wasn't her fault that Brad got her number and called her up. Like, it was just an accident. "Whoops" she said, as she ground my heart into the dirt with the heel of her shoe, like so many cigarette butts.

This is the second time she's dumped me too, and just like before, it comes totally out of the blue. Things have been, to my knowledge, going fairly good for us. We've never had a fight over anything, the sex has been nothing short of phenomenal for all parties involved (or she's just a really good actress). From all this, I can only conclude that I was just the guy she was banging until something better came along.

So, in summary, she's a filthy CUNT and I only use that word because I know she hates it so much and because it so accuratly describes her. I sincerly hope she chokes on Brad's cock and dies.

  • Mood: Pissed Off

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Well.


That about says it.:evillaugh:

She should get:fork:
:finger::spank:

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May all Beings be Happy,
May all Beings be Free.:meditate:
Always hurts when they do that dude.:faint:
Sorry to hear it has happened to you. Thing is, it happens to all of us. I know that doesn't make you feel better, but at least it lets you know that I understand. Here's to forgetting evil women, learning our lessons, and finding better women in this life!
:movingon:
This one's for you:hug:

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May all Beings be Happy,
May all Beings be Free.:meditate:
Want I should come up there and kick her in the box? Because I would.
Girls like that make me ashamed of my own vagina.

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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"
We should have egged her house on Halloween. Or at the very least pooped on her windshield.

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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
-- Jack Handey
Yeah, I guess now that I know what a shallow bitch she is, I know I'm better off with out her.

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Stay crazy, it's good for you!
I just want to completly forget about her. The best "revenge" I could possibly have against her is to get over and forget about her as fast as she did to me. We were never really in love, and it wasn't a really long-lasting relationship, so it's not like I lost a lot, it's just that I'm pissed off at how quick it all went down. Just like, "here's a guy with more hair on his head, a fatter bank account and a bigger dick, forget you, Paul". That's fuckin' cold.

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Stay crazy, it's good for you!
She lives out of town, and I didn't much feel like driving anyhow. I do like the sound of pooping on her windsheild, though.

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Stay crazy, it's good for you!
That way, when she gets in her car and she's all like; "WTF?" and turns on her wipers, they'll get all smeared up real nice. Cause we all know that nuthin smears like poop.

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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
-- Jack Handey
Please tell me you are paraphrasing. She sounds like a cunt... really.

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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

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