So I'm stuck trying to choose between 3 different people to be pissed off at. Brad is a natural choice, because... well, he's named Brad, and that's reason enough, even if he didn't bang my girlfriend. Then there's the match-maker friend, who's obviously not a close enough friend to know that her home-girl is already seeing someone and gives out her digits to anyone with a big bulge in their pants who comes asking. But of course, in the end, it all comes down this girl who I'm too pissed off at to even name (She-Whose-Name-Must-Never-Be-Spoken), who dumped me without a second thought. And she tries to tell me she's sorry, and she hopes I don't hate her for this, but SHE DOESN'T REALLY GIVE ME A LOT OF CHOICE IN THE MATTER! She's trying to play all innocent, like it wasn't her fault that Brad got her number and called her up. Like, it was just an accident. "Whoops" she said, as she ground my heart into the dirt with the heel of her shoe, like so many cigarette butts.
This is the second time she's dumped me too, and just like before, it comes totally out of the blue. Things have been, to my knowledge, going fairly good for us. We've never had a fight over anything, the sex has been nothing short of phenomenal for all parties involved (or she's just a really good actress). From all this, I can only conclude that I was just the guy she was banging until something better came along.
So, in summary, she's a filthy CUNT and I only use that word because I know she hates it so much and because it so accuratly describes her. I sincerly hope she chokes on Brad's cock and dies.
Devious Comments
That about says it.
She should get
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May all Beings be Happy,
May all Beings be Free.
Sorry to hear it has happened to you. Thing is, it happens to all of us. I know that doesn't make you feel better, but at least it lets you know that I understand. Here's to forgetting evil women, learning our lessons, and finding better women in this life!
This one's for you
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May all Beings be Happy,
May all Beings be Free.
Girls like that make me ashamed of my own vagina.
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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"
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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
-- Jack Handey
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Stay crazy, it's good for you!
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Stay crazy, it's good for you!
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Stay crazy, it's good for you!
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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
-- Jack Handey
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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"
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