Some people write "I haven't updated my journal in a while" after a few months of silence. Looks like my last journal entry was over a year ago. Just thought I should take this opportunity to say I'm not dead. I've just been in a dormant state artistically. I'm hoping for a violent artistic erruption in the new year, with hot magma spewing out and burning all the little villagers, and leaving perfectly cast voids of them screaming in terror as they were the moment the hot magma washed over them. Figurativly speaking.
- Mood:
Artistic - Watching: Legend of the Seeker
- Playing: too much W.o.W.
- Drinking: rum & eggnog
I'm not dead! ...Yet!
Devious Comments
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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
-- Jack Handey
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Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself, "Woo-Hoo! We're rich!" It turns out he meant something different.
- Jack Handey
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